On love:
Mason (5): "Valentine's Day is not about candy. It's about love."
On rules:
Dhruv (5): "Did you hear that? Kara said please do not touch my paper, and Nathan stopped touching her paper!"
On nutrition:
Dhruv (5): "Are you eating porridge?"
Kara (4): "Ick! You are eating oatmeal from the sensory table!"
Cooper (4): "When I ate a blackberry, I threw up. It's true."
On politics:
Dhruv (5): "Even his wife gets to move into the White House!"
Nick (5): "This is my pet dolphin. His name is Barack Obama."
On cleanliness:
Sydney (5): "Aah! You didn't sing the ABC's. Your hands are NOT clean!"
Alexzander (5): "I dipped the toilet paper in the toilet and threw it at his head."
The things they say...
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
the things we say.
That's water you fell in on the bathroom floor. Just water...
If you run in the hallway, you will fall, hit your head and need stitches.
If you run in the room, you will fall and need to get 100 stitches. Is that what you want for the 100th day of school?
Look, there's no blood dripping from the cut, so your're not bleeding and do not need a bandaid.
You have two choices. Either you walk to the group area, or I carry you there.
If you don't finish your chocolate milk, you will never be able to have a carton again. Never.
What does patiently mean? Well, it means that you are patient while you are waiting for something.
The things we say...
If you run in the hallway, you will fall, hit your head and need stitches.
If you run in the room, you will fall and need to get 100 stitches. Is that what you want for the 100th day of school?
Look, there's no blood dripping from the cut, so your're not bleeding and do not need a bandaid.
You have two choices. Either you walk to the group area, or I carry you there.
If you don't finish your chocolate milk, you will never be able to have a carton again. Never.
What does patiently mean? Well, it means that you are patient while you are waiting for something.
The things we say...
the things you say.
You call social services when dad doesn't make him wear a hat. The cold is dangerous, you say. Funny how you don't put him in a car seat when you pick him up from school.
You insist that she will only use the bathroom if you accompany her. The bathroom is scary, you say. Funny how she uses it by herself once you leave.
You demand that he cannot drink chocolate milk anymore. The milk is full of sugar, you say. Funny how you pack all those sugared-up juice boxes in his lunch everyday.
You tell them not to yell in school. The noise is disruptful, you say. Funny how you are alwayas yelling.
The things you say...
You insist that she will only use the bathroom if you accompany her. The bathroom is scary, you say. Funny how she uses it by herself once you leave.
You demand that he cannot drink chocolate milk anymore. The milk is full of sugar, you say. Funny how you pack all those sugared-up juice boxes in his lunch everyday.
You tell them not to yell in school. The noise is disruptful, you say. Funny how you are alwayas yelling.
The things you say...
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